Burgers and Dyes.

I know it has been far too long. But as of late I have just been having wedding dreams, and school dreams. Boring. BUT last night I had a doozy of a dream. Have you ever seen the show Man VS. Food? Well, if you haven't, you NEED to. It is climbing the charts of my favorite show ever. I just love it. This guy takes on food challenges and eats. That's it. But it is hilarious. Hamburgers the size of Texas. Good times. Now on to my dream.
I dreamt that I had some evil organization chasing me around because I happened upon their secret solution for destroying the United States. They concealed the liquid to detonate something in a tube of Clearasil Benzoyl Peroxide acne medicine.I was running around, jumping through windows from the 4th story. It was really intense. And in the process of all this jumping and whatnot, I was squeezing the bottle really hard. It squirted out all over my hands, so I rubbed it into my hair. Who knows why. I was running, okay, there was no time to wash hands. I ran into a door to get away from the people chasing me and found myself in a beauty parlor. I asked if they had any appointments, because I figured if I was sitting in the chair being worked on the people wouldn't see me. Plus my hair was turning orange from the Benzoyl Peroxide. I sat in a chair and asked for some coloring-a light brown. A few minutes later my hair was being dyed blue. They reassured me it was because my hair was turning so light that they needed a different color base for the brown. Then the girl working on my hair decided to go for a latte run. Not for herself, but for everyone who wanted one. It was very strange indeed. Then Adam from Man vs. Food came and started putting stuff in my hair. We chatted, and I told him I was getting married in 4 days. He told me about some huge burrito he ate. It was really funny. The whole process took about 5 hours. By this time I completely forgot about the people chasing me. And they forgot about me. My hair was a bit darker than I wanted it, and they cut it short. But it was cute. I liked it. I think Man vs. Food should go to hair school.