The other night I dreamt that my roommate Sariah and I were swimming in the ocean. She dove down and when she came up she wasn't breathing or swimming. I went in panic mode and gave her CPR. However we were still swimming, so it was kind of awkward. I had to do chest compresssions from behind and give her air through an empty water bottle. I thought she died and started crying and just gave chest compressions to try to get the heart to start and get the water out of her lungs, when all of a sudden..................she farted. And I knew she was alive.
Definitely an "alive" function, I do say. Good judgment.
ReplyDeletedebbie you have the best dreams
ReplyDeletea couplethree weeks ago I had a dream that I drowned. They were finally able to revive me, but my lungs had filled partially with water so my brain wasn't getting enough oxygen and for the following weeks I slowly lost the ability to function and became a vegetable. It was a pretty horrifying dream, really slow and lucid. Thank your lucky stars your serious dreams at least end in comical bodily functions instead of an entire lack of bodily function.
ReplyDeleteDebbie, you're mind is amazing. I think I would love to see you hypnotized sometime... maybe it'd be even more comical :o)
ReplyDeleteOh! And by the way, could I have your e-mail address? I would like to invite you to Pandora's little box of secrets. "Wink" "Wink"
Of course Teri! deborah.a.sorensen@gmail.com. Miss you!
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